Onlyforfun
8th January 2004, 16:48
The local priest returns to his car to find a traffic warden giving him a parking ticket.
Priest: “Hello there, you couldn’t see your way clear to forgetting about that could you, my son?”
TW: Sorry, father, once I’ve started filling the form in I’ve got to finish.”
Priest: “That’s OK. It’s my fault. I parked in the wrong place.”
TW: “That’s very good of you. We usually get all kinds of abuse.”
Priest: “Wouldn’t hear of such a thing. After all, it was my fault. We’re having a tea party this weekend — would you like to come?”
TW: “Well, that is good of you, father. Yes, I’ll be there.”
Priest: “Maybe you would like to bring your mother and father along as well, and I could marry them!”
Priest: “Hello there, you couldn’t see your way clear to forgetting about that could you, my son?”
TW: Sorry, father, once I’ve started filling the form in I’ve got to finish.”
Priest: “That’s OK. It’s my fault. I parked in the wrong place.”
TW: “That’s very good of you. We usually get all kinds of abuse.”
Priest: “Wouldn’t hear of such a thing. After all, it was my fault. We’re having a tea party this weekend — would you like to come?”
TW: “Well, that is good of you, father. Yes, I’ll be there.”
Priest: “Maybe you would like to bring your mother and father along as well, and I could marry them!”