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Bill
16th February 2004, 21:31
Polly's parrot was forever cursing and embarrassing her when she had visitors.
"Right",she said, "your going into the fridge until you promise to stop that swearing."
An hour later Polly opened the fridge and the parrot said "Ok, let me out and I promise not to swear again when you have visitors, but Jesus, what did that turkey in here do to you that it deserved what it got."