100%

[plater]

Don't know if this has been posted elsewhere but !!!!!..

Could the following be FACT or FICTION ???

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%

How about achieving 103% ?? Here's a little mathematics that might prove
useful

What makes life 100% ??

If.........

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T W U V X Y Z

is represented by ........

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then....

H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E = 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but ...

A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and ...

B U L L S H * T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

but...look how far ass kissing will take you

A S * K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 199 19 9 14 7 = 127%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you

[MarcusMel]

Brilliant = 88%
Fantastic = 93%

[tophatter]

that is very good plater - i like that a lot!

[bigcumba]

We've actually got a copy of that on the wall at work... :)