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piggy
8th August 2004, 11:36
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, because
have zero co-ordination.
i) I must be going home now, as I have work in the morning.
j) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

bigcumba
8th August 2004, 11:41
Very funny! :laugh