Bill
29th August 2004, 12:03
It was the day of the Scottish Cup final. Celtic versus Rangers at Hampden Park.
Pat and Mick got on their green and white tammies and scarves and set of for a few haufs before the game. The two eejits got pie-eyed and were late for the match. They rushed into Hampden ran up the stairs and were confronted with a sea of Red, White and Blue.
“Jesus” says Pat, “we’re in the wrong bloody end. What will we dae.”
“Keep it cool” says Mick, “Get the scarves and tammies up the jersey, gae doon intae the crowd, and keep yer trap shut.”
The game goes on with Rangers bombarding the Celtic goal. Suddenly a breakaway.
Over comes the ball into the Ranger’s penalty box and, BANG, Larrson wallops it into the net.
Pat leaps in the air and roars,”Goa………………………….. .”
Hours later he wakens in Glasgow Royal with Mick at the bedside.
“Jesus” says Pat, “What the hell happened.”
“I warned ye” says Mick, “but no, ye couldny keep yer mooth shut could ye?”
“Naw” says Pat “I was that excited. How did you manage tae keep calm Mick?”
“Keep calm” says Mick “Whenever you jumped up in the air and shouted, I was the first wan tae smack ye right in the puss.” Ooo
Pat and Mick got on their green and white tammies and scarves and set of for a few haufs before the game. The two eejits got pie-eyed and were late for the match. They rushed into Hampden ran up the stairs and were confronted with a sea of Red, White and Blue.
“Jesus” says Pat, “we’re in the wrong bloody end. What will we dae.”
“Keep it cool” says Mick, “Get the scarves and tammies up the jersey, gae doon intae the crowd, and keep yer trap shut.”
The game goes on with Rangers bombarding the Celtic goal. Suddenly a breakaway.
Over comes the ball into the Ranger’s penalty box and, BANG, Larrson wallops it into the net.
Pat leaps in the air and roars,”Goa………………………….. .”
Hours later he wakens in Glasgow Royal with Mick at the bedside.
“Jesus” says Pat, “What the hell happened.”
“I warned ye” says Mick, “but no, ye couldny keep yer mooth shut could ye?”
“Naw” says Pat “I was that excited. How did you manage tae keep calm Mick?”
“Keep calm” says Mick “Whenever you jumped up in the air and shouted, I was the first wan tae smack ye right in the puss.” Ooo