piggy
9th September 2004, 15:09
A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling
a joint.
The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through
theforest."
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped
the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting
cocaine.
The Rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us
through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror,
tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three
animals then came across a lion about to shoot up.
The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the
forest." The lion looked at
the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to
beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this?
He was trying to help you."The lion answered, "This
little bleeder? He makes me run around the forest like an idiot
every time he's on ecstasy."
a joint.
The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through
theforest."
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped
the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting
cocaine.
The Rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us
through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror,
tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three
animals then came across a lion about to shoot up.
The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the
forest." The lion looked at
the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to
beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this?
He was trying to help you."The lion answered, "This
little bleeder? He makes me run around the forest like an idiot
every time he's on ecstasy."