girls night out

[piggy]

Just got this one from a friend - made me LOL !!

GIRLS NIGHT OUT

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easy.
Around 3 am., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times.I was really proud of myself for coming up with such
a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him Midnight". He didn't seem annoyed at all. Whew! Got away with
that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he
said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said
"Oops!", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another
3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted."