new pet

[piggy]

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged
crawler)which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

A little voice came out of the box...

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ****ing shoes on."

[Merlin]

Nice one - Old as the hills...but still good enough to raise a :laugh

[Workshy]

Yep, made me chuckle :D

[piggy]

i love silly jokes like that the sillier the better

2 snowman in a field one says to the other " i can smell carrots"