reasons why gambling is better than sex

[piggy]

1 - No matter how much vodka you've had, you can still gamble.

2 - You don't have to hide your gambling magazines.

3 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to help with your gambling.

4 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you gambling, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

5 - It's perfectly respectable to gamble with a total stranger.

6 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you gamble by
yourself.

7 - When dealing with a gambling pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy gambling stuff.

9 - You can have a gambling calendar on your wall at the office, tell
gambling jokes, and invite coworkers to gamble with you without getting sued
for gambling harassment.

10 - There are no gambling-transmitted diseases.

11 - If you want to watch gambling on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.

12 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.

anymore?

[mathare]

You can legally gamble in public

It's perfectly acceptable to watch other people gambling

You can gamble in a big group and not be thought of as different

You don't mind telling people you make money from gambling

[piggy]

if your crap at gambling you can still get a girlfriend

you don't have to take off your clothes to gamble [i real bonus in my case] :D

[bigcumba]

A bet can be over and done in seconds and no one will laugh at you

[vegyjones]

11 - If you want to watch gambling on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel

But you do have to subscribe to ATR! ;fire

[Win2Win]

Multiples are allowed, including a good Yank :yikes:

[vegyjones]

Premature Speculation
won't be frowned upon,
but you may lose a big wedge!