piggy
8th February 2005, 22:41
Three Welshmen and three Englishmen are traveling by train to a Rugby match in Cardiff.At the station, the three Englishmen each buy a ticket and watch as the three Welshmen buy one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Englishmen." Watch and learn" answers one of the Welshmen.
They board the train.The English take their respective seats, but all three Welshmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets.He knocks on the toilet door and says, "tickets please".The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.The conductor takes it and moves on.The English are mighty impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Welsh(As they do)on the return trip and save some money.When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip...to their astonishment, the Welsh didnt buy a ticket at all!! "Watch and learn..."says one of the Welshmen.When they board the train the three Welshmen cram into a toilet and soon after the Englishmen pile into another toilet nearby.The train departs.Shortly afterwords, one of the Welshmen leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Englishmen are hiding.He knocks on the door and says, "TICKET PLEASE...."
They board the train.The English take their respective seats, but all three Welshmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect the tickets.He knocks on the toilet door and says, "tickets please".The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.The conductor takes it and moves on.The English are mighty impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Welsh(As they do)on the return trip and save some money.When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip...to their astonishment, the Welsh didnt buy a ticket at all!! "Watch and learn..."says one of the Welshmen.When they board the train the three Welshmen cram into a toilet and soon after the Englishmen pile into another toilet nearby.The train departs.Shortly afterwords, one of the Welshmen leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Englishmen are hiding.He knocks on the door and says, "TICKET PLEASE...."