as much use as .......

[piggy]

let's see how many we can get between us , i'll kick off

he/ she is as much use as ......
a chocolate fireguard
a pork butchers in jerusalem
a condom salesman in the vatican

[plater]

Ashtray on a Motorbike
An ejector seat in a helicopter
Tits on a bull
Lesbian at a stag party
Nun in a brothel
Vegan in a butchers shop

[DaveW]

A one legged man in a **** kicking competition

[mathare]

Vegyjones :D

[bennyboy]

a chocolate teapot
mud-flaps on a tortoise
a glass cricket bat
a knitted lightbulb
a waterproof teabag
non stick sellotape
an inflatable dartboard
a seethrough mirror
a solar powered torch...

[MarcusMel]

Dont forget the old clasic

A hole in the head

[TheOldhamWhisper]

...a fish riding a bicycle

[bigcumba]

..... David James :yikes:

[tacker]

a blocked up toilet

[MarcusMel]

Corkscrew made of Paper

[e55exboi]

Me in the bookies :yikes:

Best one solar powered torch i reckon

[plater]

Betfair forum in a tipping challenge :doh

[Jonny2621]

Tony Blair