piggy
13th February 2005, 14:30
A bloke is driving home after work when a deer jumps out in front of his car he hits it and kills it stone dead ,not being someone to miss an oppotunity he picks it up and puts it in the boot and takes it home he says to his wife we'll have some that for tea but don't tell the kids what meat it is we'll see if they can guess what type it is.There all sat at the table,mum brings in the meat for dad to carve dad says to the kids if anyone can guess what type of meat were having for tea they will get extra ice cream for afters the kids go through all the usual types of meat beef,lamb,pork etc.They ask mum for a clue and she says it's something mummy calls daddy alot. Johnny jumps out of his chair and shouts i'm not eating that it's a f***ing ars*hole