piggy
1st March 2005, 19:07
A man was sitting in a restaurant when he caught a false eye in his lap. This was from a lady sitting at a table near him. The woman was so sorry that she kept apologising and saying "I will pay for your meal". Then again she said "I am really sorry for this. Please come out to the club with me and I will pay for your drinks". After this time she said: "look, I am really, really sorry. Please come to my house and stay tonight". After a while she invites him upstairs and they have fantastic sex. In the morning the lady had cooked him a full course breakfast still apologising. Then the man said "do you do this for every one?" and the lady replied: "no, only to those who catch my eye"