Onlyforfun
10th March 2005, 10:09
Little Johnny was in his expensive prep school class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman,
politician. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for England, but I was too
embarrassed to say."
asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; accountant, lawyer, salesman,
politician. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and take it up the a***."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
and then took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "My father plays rugby for England, but I was too
embarrassed to say."