piggy
23rd March 2005, 13:04
THREE WISE MEN!
What would have happened if it had been three wise women instead of three wise men?
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and bought practical gifts....
BUT, what would they have said when they left...?
"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my ::swear::swear::swear::swear! I knew her in school!"
"Can you believe they let all those disgusting animals in the house?"
"I heard Joseph isn't even working right now!"
"And that donkey they're riding has seen better days.too!"
"Want to bet on how long it'll take to get your casserole dish back?"
THE PAPER BAG
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctor's.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paperbag.
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paperbag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor
"Your mother must have been a carrier..."
What would have happened if it had been three wise women instead of three wise men?
They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and bought practical gifts....
BUT, what would they have said when they left...?
"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my ::swear::swear::swear::swear! I knew her in school!"
"Can you believe they let all those disgusting animals in the house?"
"I heard Joseph isn't even working right now!"
"And that donkey they're riding has seen better days.too!"
"Want to bet on how long it'll take to get your casserole dish back?"
THE PAPER BAG
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctor's.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.
"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paperbag.
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paperbag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor
"Your mother must have been a carrier..."