Wheel Chair Traffic

[Vic]

Wheel Chair Traffic

Ethel loved to speed in her wheelchair and charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short
of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males
actually joined in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he
shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the
hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof
of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizable
erection in his hand. "Oh, good grief," said Ethel, "Not the
breathalyzer again!"