piggy
3rd April 2005, 21:02
A bloke goes to Las Vegas on a gambling holiday that goes really badly for him.He loses everything except a dollar and the return air ticket, but knows if he can just get to the air port, he can get home.Outside the casino is a cab, so the bloke explains his situation to the cabbie.He promises to send the money from home, gives his address, his passport number, everything, but the cabbie just answers; "If you dont have the $15 fare, get the hell out of my cab!" so the poor bloke has to hitch-hike to the airport and only just catches his flight in time.
A year later, having worked really hard to build up his finances again, the bloke goes back to the casino in vegas, figuring that this time he has to win.And he does-big time!When he leaves the casino to go back to the airport, he sees the miserable cabbie at the end of a long line of taxies and plans his revenge.
He gets into the first taxi in the queue and asks how much to go the the airport.." $15", comes the reply, And how much for you to give me a bl** j*b on the way? "Get the hell out of my cab!" screams the cabbie.The bloke gets into the back of every taxi in the long queue and asks the same question, getting exactly the same reply from every cabbie, but when he gets to the cab of his old enemy, he just asks "How much to the airport? $15, he says..."ok", said the bloke.Then as they drive past the long line of cabs, the bloke gives a big smile and a thumbs up to the rest of the cabbies.....
A year later, having worked really hard to build up his finances again, the bloke goes back to the casino in vegas, figuring that this time he has to win.And he does-big time!When he leaves the casino to go back to the airport, he sees the miserable cabbie at the end of a long line of taxies and plans his revenge.
He gets into the first taxi in the queue and asks how much to go the the airport.." $15", comes the reply, And how much for you to give me a bl** j*b on the way? "Get the hell out of my cab!" screams the cabbie.The bloke gets into the back of every taxi in the long queue and asks the same question, getting exactly the same reply from every cabbie, but when he gets to the cab of his old enemy, he just asks "How much to the airport? $15, he says..."ok", said the bloke.Then as they drive past the long line of cabs, the bloke gives a big smile and a thumbs up to the rest of the cabbies.....