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Stewards enquiry
9th May 2005, 18:44
Your a Bloody top notch Bird
and when i say your gorgeous
i mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when i'm ready
There's something there to Grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, i don't care
So long as when i cuddle ya
I can get my arms around There

No woman who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
They just give into gravity
But i know ya did your best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
that you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me Nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya Dear
Now shut up while the racings on
and get me another beer.

bigcumba
9th May 2005, 18:46
Don't think I'll recite that one to my wife....:D

Stewards enquiry
9th May 2005, 19:16
I just have. ::swear :flame :bnk :pk1 :helper