Oops.

[Stewards enquiry]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
> >>again?"
> >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> >> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> >> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> >> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> >> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do."
> >> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >> WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: Sh**.

[Steven Gerrard]

Trap nicely done. lol.