In prison.

[Stewards enquiry]

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
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>AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle.
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>IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
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>AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
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>IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour.
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>AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.
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>IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
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>AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
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>IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
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>AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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>IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
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>AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot
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>IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
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>AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
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>IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
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>AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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>IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
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>AT WORK...they are called managers.
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>Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON
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[Steven Gerrard]

Nice one. :D