piggy
30th May 2005, 16:16
A man is dating three woman and wants to decide which to marry.He decides to give them a test.He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over.She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair and nails done,gets new make up, and buys several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man.She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him.The man is impressed.
The second lady goes shopping to buy the man gifts.She gets him some expensive clothes and aftershave.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.She earns several times the £5,000.She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him.Obviously, the man his impressed.He thinks for a long time about what each woman has done with the money he's given them.Then, he comes to his decision
He marries the one with the biggest BOOBS.
The first does a total make over.She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair and nails done,gets new make up, and buys several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man.She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him.The man is impressed.
The second lady goes shopping to buy the man gifts.She gets him some expensive clothes and aftershave.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.She earns several times the £5,000.She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him.Obviously, the man his impressed.He thinks for a long time about what each woman has done with the money he's given them.Then, he comes to his decision
He marries the one with the biggest BOOBS.