Stewards enquiry
8th June 2005, 16:52
A man returning home a day early from a business trip took a taxi from the
>airport. 'Twas after midnight. While en route to his home he asked the
>cabby if he would be a witness as he suspected his wife of having an affair
>and wanted to catch her in the act. For $100 the cabby agreed.
>Quietly arriving at the house the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the
>bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked back the bed covers and
>there was his wife in bed with another man, both stark naked.
>The husband put a gun to the man's head. The wife shouted 'don't shoot,
>this man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
>He paid for the Corvette I bought you, he paid for our new cabin cruiser,
>he paid for our house at the Lake, he paid our Country Club membership and
>even pays the monthly dues."
>Shaking his head from side to side, the husband slowly lowered the gun, he
>looked at the cabby and asked " What would you do?"
>The cabby said " I'd cover his ::swear::swear::swear::swear with that blanket before he catches a
>cold
:butthead:
>airport. 'Twas after midnight. While en route to his home he asked the
>cabby if he would be a witness as he suspected his wife of having an affair
>and wanted to catch her in the act. For $100 the cabby agreed.
>Quietly arriving at the house the husband and the cabby tiptoed into the
>bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked back the bed covers and
>there was his wife in bed with another man, both stark naked.
>The husband put a gun to the man's head. The wife shouted 'don't shoot,
>this man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
>He paid for the Corvette I bought you, he paid for our new cabin cruiser,
>he paid for our house at the Lake, he paid our Country Club membership and
>even pays the monthly dues."
>Shaking his head from side to side, the husband slowly lowered the gun, he
>looked at the cabby and asked " What would you do?"
>The cabby said " I'd cover his ::swear::swear::swear::swear with that blanket before he catches a
>cold
:butthead: