Stewards enquiry
26th June 2005, 13:07
A medical definition of these
The difference between "guts" and "balls"......
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say,
"You're next."
The difference between "guts" and "balls"......
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say,
"You're next."