Onlyforfun
28th June 2005, 10:47
Tony Blairs flight home from the USA crashed in the middle of Somerset. Panic stricken, MI6 mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
MI6 descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the Prime Minister or his staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.
They hurried over to surround the man's tractor. "Sir," the senior agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Oh-aaarh. Oi sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers aeroplane?"
"Oh aaarh."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all killed straight out." The farmer sighed cutting of his tractor motor. "I buried them meself. Took most of the morning."
"The Prime Minister is DEAD?" The agent gulped in disbelief.
"Oh-aaarh, he kept sayin' he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"
MI6 descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the Prime Minister or his staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened.
They hurried over to surround the man's tractor. "Sir," the senior agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Oh-aaarh. Oi sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the Prime Ministers aeroplane?"
"Oh aaarh."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all killed straight out." The farmer sighed cutting of his tractor motor. "I buried them meself. Took most of the morning."
"The Prime Minister is DEAD?" The agent gulped in disbelief.
"Oh-aaarh, he kept sayin' he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"