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Fadetoblack
5th July 2005, 15:11
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when your calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the
right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long
graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room
and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.




"Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is $ex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've
got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me
up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream,
anything you want baby.
Now, how does that sound?"





She says,"That sounds fantastic......




but for an outside line Sir, you need to press 9." :yikes:

bigcumba
5th July 2005, 18:07
:laugh :laugh :laugh

samantha1303
5th July 2005, 18:08
Dave Spikey does the original of this, fantastic

Fadetoblack
6th July 2005, 11:23
I did my second nights stand up last night, went down pretty well actually. I needed something to end the set on a high so I told this joke. I also had every intention of telling the one that piggy posted yesterday too...that's for the next night i think

samantha1303
6th July 2005, 13:34
Perhaps you could do a set at the electric picnic festival?
They have a comedy stage, check out the website
www.electricpicnic.ie

Fadetoblack
6th July 2005, 13:41
That's not a bad show actually. Some stand outs there alright....Declan O Rourke being one...excellent stuff. I don't think I'm quite ready to bring my comedy stylings to a national level...

samantha1303
6th July 2005, 13:46
They might be looking for a few up and coming local comediens - just a 15min slot or something.
If there is a big band on the other stage at the same time there wouldn't be too many people stood watching either so it might not be as daunting as you think.