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Onlyforfun
5th July 2005, 16:37
The blokes a comedy genius. "you can't trust a country that has such terrible cuisine". Bit rich coming from a froggie. Their food has so much garlic that you can't taste anything else and any self respecting woman will steer a clear path around you for days.

And for Monsewer Froggee to accuse anyone else of being untrustworthy - after they gave intelligence to Sadman in Iraq (not to mention surrendering - as usual - and leaving us in the lurch with that two-faced :butthead: De Gaulle to deal with in WW2), well, you have to laugh.
samantha1303
5th July 2005, 16:43
I love garlic, and I don't mind smelling it on anybody
presto
5th July 2005, 16:45
I love garlic, and I don't mind smelling it on anybody

as long as you dont have hairy armpits aswell sam :D
samantha1303
5th July 2005, 16:47
ooohhh no, :yikes:
bigcumba
5th July 2005, 18:24
Burst out laughing when I heard what he said! But when he insulted haggis that was not funny.... it may be offal, but it certainly ain't awful!:D
tophatter
5th July 2005, 18:31
It is just knockabout stuff - absolutley no different to our riduclulous misconceptions of them. They are a bit different from us and we to them, that is what we are always saying we want it to be and quite right too!
davidsteel
5th July 2005, 20:27
th you should be a politician m8
tophatter
5th July 2005, 20:32
I dont know if that is a goog thing or a bad thing David :yikes: - it aint the first time I have been told that and I mean in real life too not just my alterego Tophatter!
vegyjones
5th July 2005, 20:35
The Raving Luton Party!
Win2Win
5th July 2005, 20:35
Next time the Germans are lining up on the border of France, I'll hire some coaches to get them in faster :D
mathare
5th July 2005, 20:36
th you should be a politician m8You should know :D
tophatter
5th July 2005, 20:44
You should know :D

:laugh
If i was to become a Right honourable Member would that mean I would have to frequent thier all night bar, go with high class hookers and employ Veggy Jones as my agent all at taxpayers expense?
sparkyminer
6th July 2005, 06:09
I love garlic, and I don't mind smelling it on anybody
Me too Sam. If I smell garlic on anyone I get envious knowing they've had garlic and I haven't. :)
samantha1303
6th July 2005, 07:05
It is so funny at times.
You get people who are adamant they cant stand garlic or the smell of it, then they go out for a meal or get a takeaway, and the following day they reek of garlic, you say, you've been eating garlic and they say NO I had an Indian, yep thats garlic.
bigcumba
6th July 2005, 07:17
I used to get really annoyed at work - everyone would go have a curry, come in next day reeking of garlic... no matter how much of the stuff I ate, no one would notice it - I must process the stuff differently...
Vic
6th July 2005, 07:51
I must process the stuff differently...
Either that BC, or a permanent state :D
Onlyforfun
6th July 2005, 09:15
I like Garlic, but my point about les froggies is they have to use so much of it to cover the taste of the crap they eat. Snails!!! When you can get nice Tiger prawns for a couple of quid!

Bof!