cutting the grass

[piggy]

I was relaxing in my back garden, sitting
in the shade sipping a beer and listening to the
radio. As i chilled out, my wife struggled with
a manual mower, pushing up and down the large
lawn, sweating and red-faced.

The next door neighbor saw the wife battling
with the mower and shouts across the fence, "You
pathetic excuse for a man! You're just sitting
there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts
the grass. You should be bloody well hung!"

"I am." I shout back. "That's why she's doing
the grass."