Onlyforfun
23rd August 2005, 21:25
Anyone see the programme "Stuffing the World" last night? What an excellent hour of dumb yanks, mad Brits and a completely bonkers Swiss bloke who stuffed tiny fish.
Not to mention as much gore as any sane human could deal with. Ever wanted to see a skinned lion (no), well you have now!
Highlight was the Swiss guy who found his life partner, the Jesus Christ and gave up stuffing. If you'd got stuck in a lift with him you'd have feared for your sanity and life in that order.
Closely followed by a shortarse Yank in shorts who went off to S Africa to shoot a Leopard to stuff and managed to rack up an impressive body count of anything else that moved. Class quote "I get so much satisfaction from taking a dead thing and giving it back some life" IT HAD LIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SCHMUCK! Then he pulls out a medallion of stuffed ears, fingers and scrotums and starts making a "joke" about what the owners did wrong to deserve it.
Further closely followed by the woman who put make-up on for the first time in ages to try to sweet talk a Coyote skin (from the Coyote hunting competition - winning team 26 kills).
In case you are wondering, the winning entry in the World Championship was a stuffed Bambi.
Awwwwww.....
Not to mention as much gore as any sane human could deal with. Ever wanted to see a skinned lion (no), well you have now!
Highlight was the Swiss guy who found his life partner, the Jesus Christ and gave up stuffing. If you'd got stuck in a lift with him you'd have feared for your sanity and life in that order.
Closely followed by a shortarse Yank in shorts who went off to S Africa to shoot a Leopard to stuff and managed to rack up an impressive body count of anything else that moved. Class quote "I get so much satisfaction from taking a dead thing and giving it back some life" IT HAD LIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SCHMUCK! Then he pulls out a medallion of stuffed ears, fingers and scrotums and starts making a "joke" about what the owners did wrong to deserve it.
Further closely followed by the woman who put make-up on for the first time in ages to try to sweet talk a Coyote skin (from the Coyote hunting competition - winning team 26 kills).
In case you are wondering, the winning entry in the World Championship was a stuffed Bambi.
Awwwwww.....