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Stewards enquiry
28th September 2005, 14:51
A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair- giving that you are blind that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,

"Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

wb
28th September 2005, 14:53
:laugh :laugh brialliant!

vegyjones
28th September 2005, 15:09
:laugh That was good!

wb
28th September 2005, 15:15
Another Blind Man:

A woman has just stripped off to get into the bath, when a knock comes to the door.

'who is it' she asks

'I'ts the blind man' comes the reply.

Instead of taking the time to get dressed again, she runs down naked and opens the door, and asks him in, because he was after all, the blind man and wont know she is naked.

the man looks her up and down, and says ' Nice T*ts !! Now, Where will I hang the blinds?'