Huggy2000
19th October 2005, 22:45
An elderly couple goes to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens
several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse
with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally, after 5 or weeks
of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from the NHS!"
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens
several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse
with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally, after 5 or weeks
of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from the NHS!"