piggy
7th November 2005, 20:23
Harry went to the Inland Revenue for a job interview. The interviewer looked at his resume and asked him "Have you worked for the Government Before"?
Harry Replied "Yes, I served in the army for 8 years"
"Good, that counts in your favour, do you have any disabilities ?" said the Interviewer.
Harry Replied "Yes, I'm 80% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, but it doesn't affect my ability to work"
The Interviewer smiled and said " Sorry to hear of your damage, but I have good news for you. I can hire you immediately. Our working hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Come in tomorrow at 10 a.m. and we'll get you started.
Harry was a bit confused and said "If working hours are from 8 to 4 why do you want me to start at 10 ?"
Well the Interviewer said "This is a government department. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch are balls for the first two hours. No point in you coming in for that"
Harry Replied "Yes, I served in the army for 8 years"
"Good, that counts in your favour, do you have any disabilities ?" said the Interviewer.
Harry Replied "Yes, I'm 80% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they declared me disabled, but it doesn't affect my ability to work"
The Interviewer smiled and said " Sorry to hear of your damage, but I have good news for you. I can hire you immediately. Our working hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Come in tomorrow at 10 a.m. and we'll get you started.
Harry was a bit confused and said "If working hours are from 8 to 4 why do you want me to start at 10 ?"
Well the Interviewer said "This is a government department. We don't do anything but sit around and scratch are balls for the first two hours. No point in you coming in for that"