Handy French Phrases

[wb]

Je viens de norn iron. - I am from Northern Ireland

* Merci de me depanner - Thanks for your help

* Ou est la gare? - Where is the station?

* Qu'est-ce qui se passe? - What is happening?

* Ou sont les pompiers? - Where are the firemen?

* Avez-vous un extincteur? - Do you have a fire extinguisher?

* A quelle heure est le couvre-feu? - What time is the curfew?

* Pourquoi brulez vous ma voiture? - Why are you burning my car

* Avez-vous du feu pour allumer mon cocktail molotov? - Do you have a light
for my petrol bomb?

* Les gentils Parisiens ne meritent pas ca. - The nice people of Paris dont
deserve all this.

[tovarich]

Yeah Wayne, Like sad innit!

[Stewards enquiry]

Ugly. Sorry wrong thread.

[vegyjones]

Oh.... My.... Lord!!! :ermmm

:D

[Stewards enquiry]

Sorry Wbailey posted on your thread by mistake.

[sparkyminer]

Ugly. Sorry wrong thread.
Or was it?
Freudian slip?
If he was good looking he wouldn't have to help with IT problems.:D

[wb]

ok so im ugly, and i go to a crap college......


anyone else want to have a dig at me today :D

[sparkyminer]

made me laugh but I gotta spread first.:)

[Stewards enquiry]

Wbailey I didn't mean you were ugly I posted my joke on your thread and couldn't delete it so I had to leave the first word or the whole joke stayed on.I started a new thread after.

[sparkyminer]

Wbailey I didn't mean you were ugly I posted my joke on your thread and couldn't delete it so I had to leave the first word or the whole joke stayed on.I started a new thread after.
Chill Stewards, we know that. It was just a bit of leg pulling combined with his / his friends essay dilemma.:)

[wb]

Wbailey I didn't mean you were ugly I posted my joke on your thread and couldn't delete it so I had to leave the first word or the whole joke stayed on.I started a new thread after.

No worries mate, i was just joking, cos I was getting a bit of leg pulling in a different thread earlier..

[Stewards enquiry]

Cheers. :thumbs