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vegyjones
18th January 2006, 23:18
A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g . fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
as?"
And the guy says, "I'm green with NV". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink".

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the
door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow,
great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" She replies, "I'm
tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party".

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and
the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,
standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and the
other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and
says, "Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get
arrested standing like that out there in the street. Anyhow what
emotion is this supposed to be?"

Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just
come in despair".

Merlin
19th January 2006, 01:44
The top o th fokn morning to youz 2

wb
19th January 2006, 13:35
Those English are a silly lot,
they call us Irish Paddy,
But little do half them know
that a Paddy is their daddy!

:pk1