Husband shopping centre............

[sparkyminer]

Apologies if this has been posted before, and also further to my post about the betfair forum, I've just taken it from there.Ooo :wiggle:


Recently a husband superstore opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule
was, once you opened the door to any floor, you had to choose a man
from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands?

First floor
The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids"
The women read the sign and said "Well that's better than not having a
job and not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read "These men have high paying jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking"
"Hmmmm", said the ladies "But I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read "these men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework".
"wow" said the women "very tempting"

But there was another floor, so further up they went

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the house work and have a strong
romantic streak"
"Oh mercy me" they cried " Just think what must be awaiting us further
on!"

So up to the fifth floor they went

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said

"this floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are F**king
impossible to please". The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down
the stairs".