football quotes

[glynners]

Many quotes from such legends as Big Ron and good old Kevin Keegan plus many more, some classic in here I tell ya :D

http://www.expertfootball.com/gossip/players.php

[Elbarto]

Thats a good site, but its missing one of my faves.

Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?'
Ameobi: 'No, not really'
Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?'
Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'


And it should have a whole section devoted to Jason McAteer, who retold a few on Tubridy Tonight (an Irish chatshow), two he told were

McAteer walks into a pizza place orders his fave pizza, assistant asks him how many slices he wants it cut into, 8 or 4, McAteer (aka trigger as in trigger from only fools and horses because Jason is as thick as the character) replies 4 i could never eat 8.

Other joke he retold bout himself was when the Irish soccer team came back from drawing with Holland in Holland in the qualifiers for the 2002 world cup, most of the team went to Lillie Bordello's in Dublin, the lads are drinking away when Mcateer notices Jimmy White walk past him, so stands up and roars out "Jimmy one hundred and eighttyyyyyyyy".

I mean come on how thick can some people get