eruptive plot
10th August 2006, 09:59
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
about Tom Cruise?"
"No drama, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening??
Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they
leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing
Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says
"Old buddies, lets fly out to Washington." And off they go.
At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise,
I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend
come on in and let's have a cup of coffee and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally
convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his
doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are
from Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican
Square
when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's
eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony
with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on
the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his
boss has had a heart attack,and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side
Dave asks him, "What > happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
thePope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
"Who the f*ck's that on the Balcony with Dave?"
there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how
about Tom Cruise?"
"No drama, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening??
Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they
leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing
Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says
"Old buddies, lets fly out to Washington." And off they go.
At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise,
I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend
come on in and let's have a cup of coffee and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally
convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his
doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are
from Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican
Square
when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's
eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony
with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on
the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his
boss has had a heart attack,and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side
Dave asks him, "What > happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
thePope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
"Who the f*ck's that on the Balcony with Dave?"