piggy
30th September 2006, 21:31
Dai on his way back from Whitesprings to Newport in his Robin Reliant breaks down just past junction 34 Llantrisant on the M4 so he gives his mate Taff a ring
"Taff butty, could you give me a tow"
"No probs" says Taff and sets off in his Ferrari and is soon hitching the tow rope to Dai's 3 wheeler
"Now listen Taff, i dont want you going too fast now, beaut" he says nervously to Taff
"Dont worry a thing, if i go too fast flash your lights and i will ease of the gas"
so they set off up the hard shoulder and get to 70, into the slow lane and up to 90, ease over into the middle lane 120, into the fast lane 180, Dai is sh1tting himself, flashing his lights at Taff to slow down but Taff has got a head on.
As they pass juntion 30 Cardiff Gate PC Llewellyn clocks them and gets on the radio
"Sarge, you will not believe this" he says " there's this bloody Ferrari doing 180 down the fast lane and a Robin Reliant right up his @rase flashing his lights to get past him"
"Taff butty, could you give me a tow"
"No probs" says Taff and sets off in his Ferrari and is soon hitching the tow rope to Dai's 3 wheeler
"Now listen Taff, i dont want you going too fast now, beaut" he says nervously to Taff
"Dont worry a thing, if i go too fast flash your lights and i will ease of the gas"
so they set off up the hard shoulder and get to 70, into the slow lane and up to 90, ease over into the middle lane 120, into the fast lane 180, Dai is sh1tting himself, flashing his lights at Taff to slow down but Taff has got a head on.
As they pass juntion 30 Cardiff Gate PC Llewellyn clocks them and gets on the radio
"Sarge, you will not believe this" he says " there's this bloody Ferrari doing 180 down the fast lane and a Robin Reliant right up his @rase flashing his lights to get past him"