lowe1
21st October 2006, 13:21
MARRIED LIFE: IT MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, AND SUCH A HAPPY ENDING!!
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the pub, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a
beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge and showed him 25 different kinds of beer - brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the pub... you know... they have frozen glasses...
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the pub they have those bar snacks that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want bar snacks, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different snacks: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mini pizzas, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the pub.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that.."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN ::swear::swear::swear::swear! SIT YOUR ::swear::swear::swear::swear DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN, FRIGGIN' MUG AND EAT YOUR BAR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED BACKSIDE ISN'T GOING TO ANY DAMNED PUB! THAT ::swear::swear::swear::swear IS OVER! GOT IT, ::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear?"
And they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the pub, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a
beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the fridge and showed him 25 different kinds of beer - brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the pub... you know... they have frozen glasses...
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the pub they have those bar snacks that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want bar snacks, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different snacks: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mini pizzas, and little quiches.
"But my sweet honey... at the pub.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that.."
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP, CHICKEN ::swear::swear::swear::swear! SIT YOUR ::swear::swear::swear::swear DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN, FRIGGIN' MUG AND EAT YOUR BAR SNACKS, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED BACKSIDE ISN'T GOING TO ANY DAMNED PUB! THAT ::swear::swear::swear::swear IS OVER! GOT IT, ::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear?"
And they lived happily ever after.
Isn't that a sweet story?