paddy and murphy

[piggy]

murphy calls to see his mate paddy who has broken his leg.
paddy says"me feet are freezing mate,could you nip upstairs and get my slippers.
"no bother" he says and runs upstairs.
there are paddys 2 stunning 18yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed
"hello girls, ur dad has sent me up here to shag ur both"
**** off ya liar" they said
"I'll prove it" says murphy
so he shouts downstairs
"both of them pat?"
"of course, whats the use of ****ing one!!!"