piggy
16th December 2006, 22:42
_The Dam
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan
DeVries by the
Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality,
State of
Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but
read the State's
letter before you get to the response letter.
************ ********* ********* *****
SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20;
Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:
It has come to the attention of the Department of
Environmental Quality that there has been recent
unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel
of property. You have been certified as the legal
landowner and/or contractor who did the following
unauthorized activity:
Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams
across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.
A permit must be issued prior to the start of this
type of activity.
A review of the Department's files shows that no
permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department
has determined that this activity is in violation of
Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural
Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of
the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to
324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated
The Department has been informed that one or both of
the dams partially failed during a recent rain event,
causing debris and flooding at downstream locations.
We find that dams of this nature are inherently
hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department
therefore orders you to cease and desist all
activities at this location, and to restore the stream
to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and
brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All
restoration work shall be completed no later than
January 31, 2006.
Please notify this office when the restoration has
been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may
be scheduled by our staff.
Failure to comply with this request or any further
unauthorized activity on the site may result in this
case being referred for elevated enforcement action.
We anticipate and would appreciate your full
cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to
contact me at this office if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.
************ ********* ********* *****
Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20;
Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,
Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed
to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not
the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run,
Pennsylvania.
A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized)
process of constructing and maintaining two wood
"debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring
Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor
supervise their dam project, I think they would be
highly offended that you call their skillful use of
natures building materials "debris." I would like to
challenge your department to attempt to emulate their
dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I
believe I can safely state there is no way you could
ever match their dam skills, their dam
resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam
persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam
work ethic.
As to your request, I do not think the beavers are
aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior
to the start of this type of dam activity.
My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring
Pond Beavers, or
(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State
to conform to said dam request?
If you are not discriminating against these particular
beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I
request completed copies of all those other applicable
beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we
will see if there really is a dam violation of Part
301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource
and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the
Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to
324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws,
annotated.
I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't
the beavers entitled to legal representation? The
Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are
unable to pay for said representation -- so the State
will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The
Department's dam concern that either one or both of
the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing
flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence,
which the Department is required to protect. In other
words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone
rather than harassing them and calling their dam
names.
If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow
condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are
going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any
attention to your dam letter, they being unable to
read English.
In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a
right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the
sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows
downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to
live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of
Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives
up to its name, it should protect the natural
resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers'
Dams).
So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this
dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement
action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The
Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and
there will be no way for you or your dam staff to
contact/harass them.
In conclusion, I would like to bring your attention to
a real environmental quality, health, problem in the
area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating
in our woods. I definitely believe you should be
persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers
alone.
If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch
your step! The bears are not careful where they
dump!
Being unable to comply with your dam request, and
being unable to contact you on your dam answering
machine, I am sending this response to your dam office
THANK YOU.
RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS
This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan
DeVries by the
Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality,
State of
Pennsylvania. This guy's response is hilarious, but
read the State's
letter before you get to the response letter.
************ ********* ********* *****
SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20;
Lycoming County
Dear Mr. DeVries:
It has come to the attention of the Department of
Environmental Quality that there has been recent
unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel
of property. You have been certified as the legal
landowner and/or contractor who did the following
unauthorized activity:
Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams
across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.
A permit must be issued prior to the start of this
type of activity.
A review of the Department's files shows that no
permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department
has determined that this activity is in violation of
Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural
Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of
the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to
324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated
The Department has been informed that one or both of
the dams partially failed during a recent rain event,
causing debris and flooding at downstream locations.
We find that dams of this nature are inherently
hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department
therefore orders you to cease and desist all
activities at this location, and to restore the stream
to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and
brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All
restoration work shall be completed no later than
January 31, 2006.
Please notify this office when the restoration has
been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may
be scheduled by our staff.
Failure to comply with this request or any further
unauthorized activity on the site may result in this
case being referred for elevated enforcement action.
We anticipate and would appreciate your full
cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to
contact me at this office if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.
************ ********* ********* *****
Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20;
Lycoming County
Dear Mr. Price,
Your certified letter dated 12/17/02 has been handed
to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not
the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane, Trout Run,
Pennsylvania.
A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized)
process of constructing and maintaining two wood
"debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring
Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor
supervise their dam project, I think they would be
highly offended that you call their skillful use of
natures building materials "debris." I would like to
challenge your department to attempt to emulate their
dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I
believe I can safely state there is no way you could
ever match their dam skills, their dam
resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam
persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam
work ethic.
As to your request, I do not think the beavers are
aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior
to the start of this type of dam activity.
My first dam question to you is:
(1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring
Pond Beavers, or
(2) do you require all beavers throughout this State
to conform to said dam request?
If you are not discriminating against these particular
beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I
request completed copies of all those other applicable
beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we
will see if there really is a dam violation of Part
301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource
and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the
Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to
324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws,
annotated.
I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't
the beavers entitled to legal representation? The
Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are
unable to pay for said representation -- so the State
will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The
Department's dam concern that either one or both of
the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing
flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence,
which the Department is required to protect. In other
words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone
rather than harassing them and calling their dam
names.
If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow
condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are
going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any
attention to your dam letter, they being unable to
read English.
In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a
right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the
sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows
downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to
live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of
Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives
up to its name, it should protect the natural
resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers'
Dams).
So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this
dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement
action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2006? The
Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and
there will be no way for you or your dam staff to
contact/harass them.
In conclusion, I would like to bring your attention to
a real environmental quality, health, problem in the
area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating
in our woods. I definitely believe you should be
persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers
alone.
If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch
your step! The bears are not careful where they
dump!
Being unable to comply with your dam request, and
being unable to contact you on your dam answering
machine, I am sending this response to your dam office
THANK YOU.
RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS