dirty leeds

[piggy]

Before the game starts this saturday apparently there will be a minutes laughter.


West Yorkshire Police have just recovered the body of a 30 year old male from the River Aire in Leeds. He was wearing a Leeds Utd shirt, suspenders, a basque and black lacy thong and carrying a vibrator.

Prior to the family being asked to ID the body, the Police removed the Leeds Utd shirt to save causing any further embarrassment!

sorry sam :D

[piggy]

What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds football club?

A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!

What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?

They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.

Ken bates has just sacked dennis wise and brought in a chinese manager - win one soon

whats the championship and a mobile phone got in common - no leeds

[samantha1303]

Thats ok Piggy , some are scarily close to the truth