piggy
5th October 2007, 18:38
One weekend, vegy is in the bathroom shaving when this bloke he hired to wash his windows, a bloke named piggy, comes in to pee. vegy slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed piggy is. He can't help himself, and asks piggy what his secret is.
"Well," says piggy , "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
vegy was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "piggy? Is that you?"
"Well," says piggy , "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
vegy was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "piggy? Is that you?"