piggy
15th September 2008, 23:28
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 89 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £1400 per month.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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I joined a health club last year, spent about £400.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.
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You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
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We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell he is.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I joined a health club last year, spent about £400.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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