bigcumba
1st January 2009, 01:13
Female Hormones Found in Beer
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (
hops contain phytoestrogens ), and that by drinking enough beer, men
turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. . Argued over nothing.
2. . Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. . Gained weight.
4. . Talked excessively without making sense.
5. . Became overly emotional.
6. . Couldn't drive.
7. . Failed to think rationally
8. . Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (
hops contain phytoestrogens ), and that by drinking enough beer, men
turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. . Argued over nothing.
2. . Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. . Gained weight.
4. . Talked excessively without making sense.
5. . Became overly emotional.
6. . Couldn't drive.
7. . Failed to think rationally
8. . Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.