Tevez

[Win2Win]

:laugh

Had his Bentley seized by the police for not having a UK license :laugh:laugh:laugh

Have they put it next to Ronaldo's wrecked Ferrari? :laugh:laugh:laugh

[counterfeit]

He might end up sharing a cell with Stevie G.

At least Tevez is so ugly he wouldn't be frightened of getting bummed in there, whereas Stevie G will be rammed daft every day. By the time he gets out they'll be using his bum as target practice in training. I bet Babel would still miss!