Win2Win
28th May 2009, 16:45
Dear Mr President, or can I call you Obama?
I know in the US, and to other politicians around the world (especially those corrupt ones in the UK :rolleyes:), you are a very important person, but I would like to know what actually makes you more important than me!
You see, we'd taxied to within one plane of taking off, so we'd only have been 20 minutes late which is easy to make up on a 5hr flight, but suddenly the pilot tells us we are all on hold till further notice while you kiss, hug, all the ass lickers, climb the stairs, and settle down in your private 747.
We then had to wait for all aircraft within 30 miles to land before your pilots started the engines, and taxied to the front of the queue, and took off.....then we had to wait again until you were 30 miles away....and even longer while all the aircraft that had stacked up came in.
Eventually we took off 50 minutes late, and landed in Philadelphia, with over 1 mile to our next gate, and only 10 minutes before they took off. After bribing one of those golf cart guys with $10, he drove like Senna to get us to the gate just as they were closing the doors.
So Mr President, you owe me at least $10. This should be easy for you to pay, as you are now printing so much money it must be everywhere, a bit like our Mr Brown!
Have a nice day, ya'll come back ya hear? :rolleyes:
I know in the US, and to other politicians around the world (especially those corrupt ones in the UK :rolleyes:), you are a very important person, but I would like to know what actually makes you more important than me!
You see, we'd taxied to within one plane of taking off, so we'd only have been 20 minutes late which is easy to make up on a 5hr flight, but suddenly the pilot tells us we are all on hold till further notice while you kiss, hug, all the ass lickers, climb the stairs, and settle down in your private 747.
We then had to wait for all aircraft within 30 miles to land before your pilots started the engines, and taxied to the front of the queue, and took off.....then we had to wait again until you were 30 miles away....and even longer while all the aircraft that had stacked up came in.
Eventually we took off 50 minutes late, and landed in Philadelphia, with over 1 mile to our next gate, and only 10 minutes before they took off. After bribing one of those golf cart guys with $10, he drove like Senna to get us to the gate just as they were closing the doors.
So Mr President, you owe me at least $10. This should be easy for you to pay, as you are now printing so much money it must be everywhere, a bit like our Mr Brown!
Have a nice day, ya'll come back ya hear? :rolleyes: