Did you ever wonder?

[Bill]

Did you ever wonder:-
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but DARKEN our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do you never see the headline “PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY”?
Why is “ABBREVIATED” such a long word?
Why is it where doctors work is called a “PRACTICE”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid made with REAL lemon juice?
Why is the man who invests our money called a BROKER?
Why is it called the rush hour when every time, traffic crawls along?
Why do they have lamb, chicken and beef flavoured cat food? Why not MOUSE FLAVOURED?
Why the hell didn’t Noah just SWAT THESE TWO MIDGES?
Why do they sterilize the needle for a LETHAL INJECTION?
Why don’t they make aeroplanes from the same material as the INDESTRUCTIBLE BLACK BOX?
Why don’t sheep SHRINK when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all JOINED TOGETHER?
Why do they tell us that flying is safe when the airport is called TERMINAL?

Answers please on a five pound note to Vegy as he is very likely the culprit and deserves the money for making us laugh.

[John]

Good stuff Bill - I like "language play on stuff" like this. :)