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jonahjones
27th September 2009, 09:07
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090926/tuk-shocked-surfers-find-shark-on-cornis-45dbed5.html

I particularly like this bit ""They don't pose any threat to humans, if they did decide to go for you it would take a lump out of you"

No threat then?! I quite like my lumps. :)

Win2Win
27th September 2009, 09:17
I've caught sharks that big off the Welsh coast going back to the 80's. They won't attack humans......not until we've eaten all the fish and the only thing left for them is a juicy surfer :)

jonahjones
27th September 2009, 09:48
I've caught sharks that big off the Welsh coast going back to the 80's. They won't attack humans......

I believe it won't be attacking anything ever again. :yikes:

jonahjones
27th September 2009, 09:54
The only sharks I've come across are those who e-mail me daily stating that I can win one million pounds on Betfair in two minutes and e-mails offering me products allowing me to lose, quoting Peter Kay, "fourteen stone in a day"!

That would make me minus one stone. :doh

Win2Win
27th September 2009, 10:04
The only sharks I've come across are those who e-mail me daily stating that I can win one million pounds on Betfair in two minutes and e-mails offering me products allowing me to lose, quoting Peter Kay, "fourteen stone in a day"!:doh
Am I still sending you them? :ooo

jonahjones
27th September 2009, 10:11
Am I still sending you them? :ooo

To be fair, they only make the spam folder nowadays. :)