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jonahjones
27th November 2009, 21:32
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/8383782.stm
mathare
27th November 2009, 21:38
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/golf/8383782.stmJust seen this myself. Wonder what happened exactly.

Hang on, the space shuttle has just landed in Florida hasn't it? You don't think the two are connected do you? :yikes:
scoobydoo
27th November 2009, 21:52
Reuters just reported he is fine, wonder if he was practising his swing in his car?? :doh
mathare
27th November 2009, 21:54
Facial lacerations apparently
scoobydoo
27th November 2009, 21:56
How do you hit a fire hydrant and then a tree afterwards backing out of your drive....then carry on driving.....I wonder! :D
MattR
27th November 2009, 22:36
Well he did go through a spell where his driving was wayward....

:peeky
bigcumba
27th November 2009, 23:00
maybe he needs to get a little putt-putt.... :rolleyes:
jonahjones
27th November 2009, 23:14
He concluded that his driving was that bad that he'd hit an iron. :)

http://www.ejiw.com/watermaster%C2%AE-5br250-fire-hydrant-37/
Win2Win
28th November 2009, 09:53
FOUR.....Pathetic attempts at humour :splapme
mathare
28th November 2009, 09:59
I hope the accident hasn't done any damage to his balls :yikes:
jonahjones
28th November 2009, 10:52
He somehow managed to go through the water-hazard AND hit a tree! :)
bigcumba
28th November 2009, 10:59
You'd think his caddy would have walked the course and checked the distances for him before he drove off. I'd love to have heard Peter Alliss's commentary on it....
MattR
28th November 2009, 11:11
You'd think his caddy would have walked the course and checked the distances for him before he drove off. I'd love to have heard Peter Alliss's commentary on it....


Ooh, oooh , aaah, ooh, well played young man.
scoobydoo
28th November 2009, 11:46
Ooh, oooh , aaah, ooh, well played young man.

Is that Peter Alliss or those 2 chaps from The Fast Show Matt? "Suits you sir...ooh" :)
mathare
28th November 2009, 11:48
Maybe he just misheard "drive off that tee" as "drive into that tree" :doh
jonahjones
28th November 2009, 14:26
I think the question now is whether or not he had recently spent time at the nineteenth hole. :)
jonahjones
28th November 2009, 14:31
I think the question now is whether or not he had recently spent time at the nineteenth hole. :)

Or had an argument with his birdie. :)
mathare
28th November 2009, 14:35
Or had an argument with his birdie. :)That's the rumour on the internet at the mo. Apparently his wife had found out about an affair he'd been having. But it was her (the wife) who smashed the rear window with a golf club and dragger Tiger from the car. Yet reports say the front wasn't that smashed up and Tiger only had minor cuts to his mouth so why did she need to break the rear window to get him out?

It's all a bit suspicious...
Win2Win
28th November 2009, 16:00
maybe she was trying to club him to death!
MattR
29th November 2009, 11:17
Are you sure it was another woman, maybe he was playing fourball?
mathare
29th November 2009, 11:22
He may be struggling to get out of an awkward lie
MattR
29th November 2009, 11:50
That will depend on the stroke index for that particular hole....
Win2Win
29th November 2009, 12:26
I hope he won't suffer a handicap from the head injury!
barrelmaniac
29th November 2009, 16:26
Maybe he should relax with a nice cup of TEE to help him recover.
John
3rd December 2009, 14:27
Maybe if he was driving a GOLF he wouldn't have been so reckless! :wiggle: