Weekend Premier League

[jonahjones]

Nadir Belhadj gives Portsmouth the lead at home to Liverpool after thirty three minutes.

[TooTall]

:yikes::yikes: oh well i hope we get stuffed maybe they will sort the manager out then

[jonahjones]

Javier Mascherano sees red for Liverpool at Fratton Park after forty four minutes.

[TooTall]

:ermmm:ermmm glad im watching the darts :ermmm:ermmm

[yerotsluap]

Javier Mascherano sees red for Liverpool at Fratton Park after forty four minutes.

It was a bad attempt at a challenge and although he didn't make significant contact its a type of challenge Mascherano makes in every game and usually gets away with

[jonahjones]

Frederic Piquionne makes it Portsmouth 2 Liverpool 0 in the eighty second minute.

[Win2Win]

:Funny_post:

[John]

:iagree:

[chancer]

:dung

[Win2Win]

I love this Benitez style 'Kick-started season' :sexy_146:

[TooTall]

:ARsurrend:hamm:nutter:puke

[John]

Jonah - how do you fancy your chances tomorrow at home to Birmingham? Could be a real tough one for you since Birmingham have won their last five, which I'm sure you're already frightfully aware of! Hope you boys can get yourselves a result anyway and it would be nice for Saha to bag a few for fantasy football purposes. :D

[jonahjones]

Roque Santa Cruz gives Manchester City the lead at home to Sunderland after four minutes.

[jonahjones]

Carlos Tevez adds a second for Manchester City against Sunderland from the penalty spot after twelve minutes.

[jonahjones]

John Mensah pulls a goal back for Sunderland at the City of Manchester Stadium after fifteen minutes.

[jonahjones]

Danny Murphy gives Fulham the lead at home to Manchester United after twenty two minutes.

[jonahjones]

Jordan Henderson equalises for Sunderland at the City of Manchester Stadium after twenty four minutes.

[jonahjones]

Craig Bellamy restores Manchester City's lead against Sunderland after thirty five minutes.

[jonahjones]

Peter Crouch gives Tottenham Hotspur the lead against Blackburn Rovers at Ewood Park in first half injury-time.

[Win2Win]

...while Portsmouth have gone home, Liverpool are still on the pitch, and haven't scored YET!!! ::hump

[jonahjones]

Bobby Zamora makes it Fulham 2 Manchester United 0 in the first minute of the second half.

[jonahjones]

John Carew gives Aston Villa the lead at home to Stoke City after sixty two minutes.

[jonahjones]

Kenwyne Jones equalises for Sunderland at the City of Manchester Stadium after sixty three minutes. The score now stands at 3-3!

[jonahjones]

Roque Santa Cruz scores his second of the game to make it Manchester City 4 Sunderland 3 after sixty nine minutes.

[jonahjones]

Damien Duff makes it Fulham 3 Manchester United 0 after seventy five minutes!!! :yikes::yikes::yikes:

[TooTall]

Damien Duff makes it Fulham 3 Manchester United 0 after seventy five minutes!!! :yikes::yikes::yikes:

Good job UTD are away there would be 90mins of injury time at old trafford

[jonahjones]

Peter Crouch scores his second of the game at Ewood Park after eighty three minutes to give Spurs a two goal cushion.

[yerotsluap]

According to Jeff Stelling on Sky Man City are to issue a statement at 7.30pm today, presumably this marks the end of the Mark Hughes era

[jonahjones]

Michael Turner sees red for Sunderland at the City of Manchester Stadium as they approach full time, at least on the pitch.

[piggy]

According to Jeff Stelling on Sky Man City are to issue a statement at 7.30pm today, presumably this marks the end of the Mark Hughes era

apparently roberto mancini is now 1-6 to be the next city manager

[peza2605]

Looks like nobody is going to win title number 19 then. Saw no reports just seen results after getting up. Are united and liverpool performances as bad as results suggest?

[jonahjones]

A Denilson free-kick in first half injury-time gives Arsenal the lead at home to Hull City.

[Win2Win]

Looks like nobody is going to win title number 19 then. Saw no reports just seen results after getting up. Are united and liverpool performances as bad as results suggest?
Terrible :ermmm

[jonahjones]

Geovanni squanders the chance to equalise for Hull from the penalty spot as Almunia saves.

[jonahjones]

Within minutes of the penalty miss, Eduardo gives Arsenal a two-goal lead. Fifty nine minutes on the clock.

[jonahjones]

Abou Diaby wraps-up the points for Arsenal after seventy nine minutes.

[Win2Win]

Geovanni squanders the chance to equalise for Hull from the penalty spot as Almunia saves.
Why do they take them like ::swear fairies? :crazy:

[jonahjones]

Nenad Milijas gives Wolverhampton Wanderers the lead at home to Burnley after sixteen minutes.

[jonahjones]

Kevin Doyle gives Wolves a two-goal lead at home to Burnley after fifty minutes.

[jonahjones]

Diniyar Bilyaletdinov gives Everton a sixth minute lead at home to Birmingham City.

[jonahjones]

Sebastian Larsson equalises for Birmingham against Everton after twenty two minutes.

[jonahjones]

Alessandro Diamanti gives West Ham United the lead at home to Chelsea from the penalty spot just short of half time.

[Win2Win]

Alessandro Diamanti gives West Ham United the lead at home to Chelsea from the penalty spot just short of half time.
Great innit? :thumbs

[jonahjones]

Frank Lampard equalises for Chelsea at West Ham from the penalty spot after an hour.

The penalty in itself was a dubious award to say the least and the referee then made Lampard take it on three occasions owing to encroachment. Lampard scored all three but only one will count!

[Win2Win]

Jammy Chelski...but they only got a point.....So out of Liverpool, Manu & Chelski....a grand total of 1 POINT!!! :crazy: :lickme

[John]

Jammy Chelski...but they only got a point.....So out of Liverpool, Manu & Chelski....a grand total of 1 POINT!!! :crazy: :lickme

Liverpool aren't one of the top teams any more though, are they... so, as you'd expect, really! :sheepy
What do people think of Tuncay... any good? I haven't seen a lot of him but he looked pretty fearsome on Saturday.